So, the conversation goes something like this....
Drew: Mommy, puppies are girls and dogs are boys.
Me: Why is that Drew? Do you know what a boy dog is and what a girl dog is?
Drew: Mommy I already telled you.
Me: No honey, the difference between boys and girls are that boys have a penis. Right?
Drew: yes, and girls have a vagina.
Me: Yes honey, that's right. That's the difference.
Drew: Mommy, vagina rhymes with China, ha ha ha Vagina rhymes with China!
Me: (mortified at his absolute apparent glee for his self wittiness, and my new concern as to why I did not start to call his penis somthing like pee-pee, or peter, something else that does not rhyme with china...) So, what do you want for snack when we get home?
cheers.
Nothing like a "politically correct toddler!" heehee- reminds me of when Jon was bathing the girls and they said, " Time to wash daddy's vagina!" heehee, this is the stuff life is made of! Karen
Posted by: scrappermd | January 09, 2008 at 07:20 AM
Don't you love it when they say things like that. Thanks for sharing! Cathy
Posted by: cathy | January 09, 2008 at 10:09 AM
Ummm--penis doesn't rhyme with China....LOL! Now, ours does, but his doesn't! I can TOTALLY hear him saying this too! As for embarrassing-C. referred to his "woody" (called it that) in music class that I was teaching last year....and I STILL get harrassed by fellow staff/friends about that one.....I could've died! LOL! (I tried to cover it up w/ "yeah, you have a woody and a buzzlight year, etc." and he responded, "no, I have a woody, it's called my wee-wee." Yeah, nice.)
Thanks for the laugh! As always!
Posted by: Jessi | January 09, 2008 at 03:20 PM
Ok that is funny...love the blog. Guess I'll have to do a better job on mine. If I ever recover from this dreadful start to 08 maybe I'll catch up. Talk with you soon
Posted by: CHARLENE | January 09, 2008 at 05:37 PM